this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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