I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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