So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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