some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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