my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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