yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize