Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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