Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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