idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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