I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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