the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The beer is more important than you right now.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize
