he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
