I wanna bring you to show and tell
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
