love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
she pinky promised me she was 18
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
