Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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