He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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