scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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