Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
high people should be assigned attendants
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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