His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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