The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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