so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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