My boss' voice literally gives me gas
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He felt like a one man threesome
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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