making cat noises will not fix the situation.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize
