Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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