so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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