Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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