What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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