its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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