They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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