Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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