Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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