I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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