New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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