In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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