I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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