I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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