"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Randomize
