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(231): View more from Michigan

I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!

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(540): View more from Virginia

so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..

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What did u do?

(540): View more from Virginia

turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..

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(323): View more from California

How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?

(213): View more from California

It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.

(1-913): View more from Kansas

You're the best girlfriend ever.

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