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(304): View more from West Virginia

tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out

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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm

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(516): View more from New York

and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants

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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.

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(207): View more from Maine

no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.

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you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.

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ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...

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no it doesn't.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Walk of Shame time yet?

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Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".

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