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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?

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Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?

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I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.

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(314): View more from Missouri

CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED

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Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.

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