Texts From Last Night · VAPforever's Favorites

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

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(519): View more from Ontario

he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep

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(209): View more from California

I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.

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(518): View more from New York

Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat

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(586): View more from Michigan

I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.

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(443): View more from Maryland

He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future

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(970): View more from Colorado

I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.

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