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(319): View more from Iowa

i think i broke my dog last night...fuck

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.

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(936): View more from Texas

My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook

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(805): View more from California

how many dildos make it a "collection?"

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(312): View more from Illinois

Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week

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(703): View more from Virginia

I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.

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