Texts From Last Night · cain's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry bnez hasn't picked any favorites yet.

cain's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(512): View more from Texas

Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.

Fav 50 18540 1570
share tweet
(845): View more from New York

im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars

Fav 37 2125 5085
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(214): View more from Texas

You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.

Fav 23 9752 1433
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(402): View more from Nebraska

Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

At least he's a nutritious stoner...

Fav 18 8733 1588
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT