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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi

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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.

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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"

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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now

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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes

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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.

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it was like getting a handjob from robocop

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where's my purse there's an important taco in it

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