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(931): View more from Tennessee

my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.

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(512): View more from Texas

We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

like hot dogs and buns.

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(216): View more from Ohio

My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.

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(416): View more from Ontario

Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home

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(520): View more from Arizona

But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.

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(714): View more from California

i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock

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