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(910): View more from North Carolina

I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.

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(770): View more from Georgia

There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.

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(360): View more from Washington

I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?

(1-816): View more from Missouri

Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress

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(210): View more from Texas

I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.

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(330): View more from Ohio

You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.

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