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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special

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(905): View more from Toronto

so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.

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I'm so horny!

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I'm so hungry

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WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!

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For your pussy...

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(908): View more from New Jersey

did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.

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(516): View more from New York

my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?

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Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.

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(607): View more from New York

Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.

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