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(281): View more from Texas

when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer

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(269): View more from Michigan

So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.

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(510): View more from California

he said he didn't have a condom.

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and you said?

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that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

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(407): View more from Florida

i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...

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(312): View more from Illinois

I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.

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(503): View more from Oregon

She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.

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(216): View more from Ohio

She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened

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(512): View more from Texas

I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.

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