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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".

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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.

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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.

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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?

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That depends on who this is.

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