Texts From Last Night · mix8403's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

mix8403's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(727): View more from Florida

the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere

(1-727): View more from Florida

it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man

Fav 6 4091 1098
share tweet
(860): View more from Connecticut

Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.

Fav 13 2886 4904
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(228): View more from Mississippi

He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.

Fav 10 1495 3124
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(619): View more from California

So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.

Fav 12 8255 1316
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT