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(817): View more from Texas

he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur

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(224): View more from Illinois

someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried

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(213): View more from California

Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.

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(352): View more from Florida

My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.

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(703): View more from Virginia

he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh

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be sure to add "office slut" to your resume

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(512): View more from Texas

So....maintenance found the bullethole.....

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